> **For coding agents and LLMs:** This is one page from the Social Fetch docs (markdown export). The sections below mirror the orientation block in [`/llms.txt`](https://www.socialfetch.dev/llms.txt); use [`/llms.json`](https://www.socialfetch.dev/llms.json) when you need a structured operation inventory. The catalog covers documented operations with on-site reference pages. ## This page - **On-site (HTML):** [https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/api/v1/reddit/posts/comments/get](https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/api/v1/reddit/posts/comments/get) - **Markdown (.mdx) URL:** [https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/api/v1/reddit/posts/comments/get.mdx](https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/api/v1/reddit/posts/comments/get.mdx) ## API base URL and authentication - **API origin (from OpenAPI `servers`):** `https://api.socialfetch.dev` - **Authentication:** send `x-api-key: sfk_...` on `/v1/**` routes unless the operation is explicitly anonymous (check OpenAPI `security`, the [API reference hub](https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/api.mdx), [`/llms.txt`](https://www.socialfetch.dev/llms.txt), or [`/llms.json`](https://www.socialfetch.dev/llms.json) for each route). - **OpenAPI JSON:** [https://www.socialfetch.dev/openapi.json](https://www.socialfetch.dev/openapi.json) ## Recommended docs entrypoints (this site) - [Documentation overview](https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs.mdx) — top-level orientation (markdown). - [Quickstart](https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/quickstart.mdx) — authenticate with `x-api-key`, validate auth with `whoami`, and understand the JSON envelope. - [SDK](https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/sdk.mdx) — official TypeScript SDK guide, including `SocialFetchClient`, `Result`, and `unwrap()`. - [SDK reference](https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/sdk-reference.mdx) — exhaustive SDK method inventory and route mapping for agents, tooling, and power users. - [Choose the right endpoint](https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/choose-endpoint.mdx) — task-oriented route selection for smoke tests, profiles, list endpoints, and single-item lookups. - [Capability matrix](https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/capability-matrix.mdx) — fast comparison of identifiers, pagination, outcomes, media download, and SDK coverage. - [`/llms.json`](https://www.socialfetch.dev/llms.json) — structured machine-readable operation inventory with parameter names, pagination, outcomes, credits, and SDK mapping. - [API reference hub](https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/api.mdx) — human-friendly index of operations with links into generated pages. - [Errors](https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/errors.mdx) — shared error envelope and HTTP status guidance. - [Credits](https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/credits.mdx) — metering, `402`, and planning batch jobs. - Outcome semantics such as `found`, `not_found`, and `private` are documented in [Errors](https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/errors.mdx) and on operation pages when present in the OpenAPI contract. ## Markdown docs convention - Every docs page has a markdown twin: append **`.mdx`** to the docs pathname (for example `/docs/quickstart` → `/docs/quickstart.mdx`). - Agents that send `Accept: text/markdown` on `/docs/**` HTML URLs may receive markdown directly (same URL, `Vary: Accept`). --- # List Reddit post comments (https://www.socialfetch.dev/docs/api/v1/reddit/posts/comments/get) ## Summary Get comments on a Reddit post. **Tags:** `Reddit` ## HTTP - **Method:** GET - **Path:** `/v1/reddit/posts/comments` - **Base URL:** `https://api.socialfetch.dev` ## Capability summary - **SDK mapping:** `client.reddit.listPostComments({ url, cursor?, trim? })` - **Accepted identifiers:** `url` (query) - **Pagination:** cursor via `cursor`, next cursor: `data.page.nextCursor`, has more: `data.page.hasMore` - **Business outcome field:** `data.lookupStatus` with values `found`, `not_found` - **Trimmed response mode:** supported via `trim=true` ## Credits - **Base:** 1 credit per successful lookup. - **Maximum on success (200):** 1 credit. - **Normalization failure (502):** 1 credit charged. - **Authoritative field:** `meta.creditsCharged`. ## Authentication - **`x-api-key`**: API key (`sfk_...`) ## Parameters ### `url` (query) - **Required:** yes - **Constraints:** type `string`; minLength: 1; maxLength: 4096 - **Description:** Link to the Reddit post whose comments should be listed. ### `cursor` (query) - **Required:** no - **Constraints:** type `string`; minLength: 1 - **Description:** Opaque cursor from a previous response to fetch another page of comments or replies. ### `trim` (query) - **Required:** no - **Constraints:** type `boolean` - **Description:** When true, requests a lighter response shape when available. ## Behavior notes - **`trim`**: When true, requests a lighter response shape when available. ## Pagination This endpoint uses **cursor-based pagination** via the `cursor` query parameter. - Read **hasMore** from `data.page.hasMore`. - When that value is `true`, read **nextCursor** from `data.page.nextCursor` and pass it as the `cursor` query parameter on the **next** request (URL-encode when building a query string). - Omit `cursor` on the **first** request. - Stop when **hasMore** is `false` or **nextCursor** is null (end of list). ## Responses (status codes) - **200**: Comment listing result. Check `data.lookupStatus` for `found` or `not_found`. - **400**: Invalid request - **401**: Missing or invalid API key - **402**: Insufficient credits - **500**: Unexpected or billing error - **502**: Lookup could not be completed from the response (unexpected or invalid data). - **503**: Service temporarily unavailable; safe to retry with backoff. ## Response body (200) Comment listing result. Check `data.lookupStatus` for `found` or `not_found`. ### Field outline - **data** (required) — type `object`. Endpoint-specific response payload. - **lookupStatus** (required) — type `string`; enum: found, not_found. Whether the post was resolved for this request. - **post** (required) — type `object`; nullable. Post details when available on this page. - **id** (required) — type `string`; minLength: 1. Stable post identifier. - **title** (required) — type `string`. Post title. - **url** (required) — type `string`; minLength: 1. Canonical public post URL when available. - **permalink** (required) — type `string`; nullable. Relative permalink path when available. - **subreddit** (required) — type `string`; nullable. Subreddit name without a leading r/. - **subredditNamePrefixed** (required) — type `string`; nullable. Prefixed subreddit name when available. - **author** (required) — type `string`; nullable. Post author username when available. - **score** (required) — type `integer`; minimum: 0; nullable. Post score when available. - **upvoteRatio** (required) — type `number`; nullable. Upvote ratio when available. - **commentCount** (required) — type `integer`; minimum: 0; nullable. Reported comment count when available. - **createdAt** (required) — type `string`; nullable. ISO-8601 timestamp when the post was created. - **createdUtc** (required) — type `integer`; minimum: 0; nullable. Unix timestamp in seconds when the post was created. - **over18** (required) — type `boolean`. Whether the post is marked over-18. - **locked** (required) — type `boolean`. Whether the post is locked. - **stickied** (required) — type `boolean`. Whether the post is stickied. - **page** (required) — type `object`. Pagination information for this response. - **nextCursor** (required) — type `string`; nullable. Cursor to pass in the next request when more pages exist. - **hasMore** (required) — type `boolean`. Whether another page of comments or replies is available. - **comments** (required) — type `array`. Comments returned for this page. - _items:_ - **id** (required) — type `string`; minLength: 1. Stable identifier for the comment. - **url** (required) — type `string`; nullable. Public comment URL when available. - **permalink** (required) — type `string`; nullable. Relative permalink path when available. - **parentId** (required) — type `string`; nullable. Parent comment or post identifier when available. - **author** (required) — type `string`; nullable. Comment author username when available. - **text** (required) — type `string`. Comment text. - **renderedHtml** (required) — type `string`; nullable. Rendered HTML for the comment when available. - **score** (required) — type `integer`; nullable. Comment score when available. - **upvotes** (required) — type `integer`; minimum: 0; nullable. Upvote count when available. - **createdAt** (required) — type `string`; nullable. ISO-8601 timestamp when the comment was created. - **createdUtc** (required) — type `integer`; minimum: 0; nullable. Unix timestamp in seconds when the comment was created. - **depth** (required) — type `integer`; minimum: 0. Nesting depth of the comment in the thread. - **isSubmitter** (required) — type `boolean`. Whether the comment author is the post author. - **stickied** (required) — type `boolean`. Whether the comment is stickied. - **locked** (required) — type `boolean`. Whether the comment is locked. - **distinguished** (required) — type `string`; nullable. Distinguished comment label when available. - **replies** (required) — type `object`. Nested replies attached to this comment. - **items** (required) — type `array`. Nested replies for this comment. - _items:_ - **page** (required) — type `object`. Pagination state for nested replies. - **nextCursor** (required) — type `string`; nullable. Cursor to pass in the next request when more pages exist. - **hasMore** (required) — type `boolean`. Whether another page of comments or replies is available. - **meta** (required) — type `object`. Metadata describing the request and billing outcome. - **requestId** (required) — type `string`; minLength: 1. Unique request identifier for tracing this API call. - **creditsCharged** (required) — type `integer`; minimum: 0. Credits charged for this request. - **version** (required) — type `string`; enum: v1. Public API version that served the response. ### Example JSON (found) ```json { "data": { "lookupStatus": "found", "post": { "id": "ablzuq", "title": "People who haven't pooped in 2019 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/", "subreddit": "AskReddit", "subredditNamePrefixed": "r/AskReddit", "author": "ShoddySubstance", "score": 221998, "upvoteRatio": 0.91, "commentCount": 7901, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:06:27.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546376787, "over18": false, "locked": false, "stickied": false }, "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1jhoi,ed1f3kw,ed1qgjh,ed1e4vd,ed1benx,ed1e6rw,ed1k3ad,ed1eak1,eet1405,ed2bf3m,ef74u7f,ed1j20m,ed1mq5i,ed1khi5,ed1m0ya,ed1olpa,ed1kil6,ed1ii4u,ed1ebwf,ed1pqb2,ed1ikg8,eemwre4,ejf16yu,ed1enmh,ept7g6w,en5htox,edq39af,ed1pg5s,ed1r2sh,egdyif2,ed229d8,ed1e43h,ektwphx,eejlgxi,epi5726,ekizds1,eg6l6r4,ed1i91r,ed1dws1,ed1iixz,ed1i9ot,ed1ixsf,ei0zic1,ejuyeud,ed1dt0g,ekobrqp,ed1ik91,ed1dje4,efaiw3g,ed1x5pz,ed1lsfb,eegd26z,ed1l4gf,eq8omco,ed1d93t,ed1ielq,ed1e8bv,ed1dmn6,ee1pvnc,ed22f4h,edhi0jh,ed1q3nt,eihmpi6,ep0e7ux,en5ta39,ehacon4,ed2fqtv,ed22pkg,ejwmkok,ed1iy9d,emfn0c7,ed1objx,ed1qyz8,ed1nn2e,epzqcd4,ed1q21p,ed1e53z,efranpz,ed1qvr0,ed22gli,ed1dgey,egm2dzm,ejygb43,hgqxxcp,eeg1bod,emk3wji,ed1iajm,hgq0wpy,eq1p8om,ej7lrpc,ed1cnmm,ejaoh0u,ed1lzg3,ed1j7qq,ed1lwq1,ed1k3po,ej2bypz,ed1md7j,ed1j3vl,ed1i8e5", "hasMore": true }, "comments": [ { "id": "ed1czme", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1czme/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1czme/", "parentId": "t3_ablzuq", "author": "sweatybeard", "text": "But when I finally do, it'll be the years biggest shit ^^^^^so ^^^^^far", "renderedHtml": "

But when I finally do, it'll be the years biggest shit so far

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", "score": 12201, "upvotes": 12201, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:35:24.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546378524, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1su6t", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1su6t/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1su6t/", "parentId": "t1_ed1czme", "author": "jofwu", "text": "Somewhere out there, somebody has made the biggest poop of the year. And they don't even know it. ", "renderedHtml": "

Somewhere out there, somebody has made the biggest poop of the year. And they don't even know it.

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", "score": 2424, "upvotes": 2424, "createdAt": "2019-01-02T01:13:09.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546391589, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1ye8p", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ye8p/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ye8p/", "parentId": "t1_ed1su6t", "author": "[deleted]", "text": "I made my biggest poop of last year right in between Christmas and New year's- first time I could say that I filled the bowl to the waterline", "renderedHtml": "

I made my biggest poop of last year right in between Christmas and New year's- first time I could say that I filled the bowl to the waterline

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", "score": 780, "upvotes": 780, "createdAt": "2019-01-02T02:34:28.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546396468, "depth": 2, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed2xsuk", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed2xsuk/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed2xsuk/", "parentId": "t1_ed1ye8p", "author": "minjabinja", "text": "goals", "renderedHtml": "

goals

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", "score": 333, "upvotes": 333, "createdAt": "2019-01-02T15:19:39.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546442379, "depth": 3, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": "eduy6f3,ejxami8,eegd7xa,ef29a32,ehq4puw,eqb5cnr,edhhwh5,ei3p2wr,ej851tk,el4yhl2,epc5qyk", "hasMore": true } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": "egos1bd,ef1lv5d,el1tr5b", "hasMore": true } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1lvsa,ed3fnpq,ed25l2w,ed2bzid,ed2do8g,eda7sqp,es4scjk,edjv4rx,efp5ww0,eh8q0ke,em7lhme,epkr3k2,epu6jcz,er6c3si,errghbq,ef687ye", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1d2z7", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1d2z7/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1d2z7/", "parentId": "t3_ablzuq", "author": "ButtholeLinoleum", "text": "I've been pissing out my ass all fuckin day.", "renderedHtml": "

I've been pissing out my ass all fuckin day.

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", "score": 14264, "upvotes": 14264, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:36:36.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546378596, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1kaog", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kaog/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1kaog/", "parentId": "t1_ed1d2z7", "author": "AtaxyQuiver", "text": "You have had this account for 4 years and the only posts on it are fairly disturbing....", "renderedHtml": "

You have had this account for 4 years and the only posts on it are fairly disturbing....

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", "score": 1257, "upvotes": 1257, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T23:14:03.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546384443, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1nf5s", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1nf5s/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1nf5s/", "parentId": "t1_ed1kaog", "author": "[deleted]", "text": "It has intruged me oh what the fuck", "renderedHtml": "

It has intruged me oh what the fuck

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", "score": 357, "upvotes": 357, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T23:56:56.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546387016, "depth": 2, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1q3oe", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1q3oe/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1q3oe/", "parentId": "t1_ed1nf5s", "author": "Silneit", "text": "'To attach my scrotum to my sister's face, should I use staples or glue?'", "renderedHtml": "

'To attach my scrotum to my sister's face, should I use staples or glue?'

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", "score": 469, "upvotes": 469, "createdAt": "2019-01-02T00:34:02.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546389242, "depth": 3, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "eegnz76", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/eegnz76/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/eegnz76/", "parentId": "t1_ed1q3oe", "author": "jergin_therlax", "text": "Also, \"What the fuck is wrong with people? Is your life truly so empty that sitting on a frozen lake in a tent is considered a good time? I just wiped my diarrhea butt with my sister's panties.\" in r/Minnesota lmfao. Glad I followed my curiosity.\n\n", "renderedHtml": "

Also, "What the fuck is wrong with people? Is your life truly so empty that sitting on a frozen lake in a tent is considered a good time? I just wiped my diarrhea butt with my sister's panties." in r/Minnesota lmfao. Glad I followed my curiosity.

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", "score": 147, "upvotes": 147, "createdAt": "2019-01-19T19:22:12.000Z", "createdUtc": 1547925732, "depth": 4, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": "ehrrj4q,ejfgyp7", "hasMore": true } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed2jhz9,eddbbs8,edxsm5y,egy6ilp,egy6gxt", "hasMore": true } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": "edwrt28,eo0ndgv,efej09r,ejb270z,ekoqf09,elwsp59", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1jlq7", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jlq7/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jlq7/", "parentId": "t1_ed1d2z7", "author": "flesh0racle", "text": "Same. Shitting through the eye of a needle.", "renderedHtml": "

Same. Shitting through the eye of a needle.

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", "score": 1488, "upvotes": 1488, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T23:04:38.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546383878, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1p3rs,ed27ysd,ed29rco,ed2a1kf,ed2fdru,edo6b7u,eewpa2x,edb5cb5,ees8vwm", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1iwf0", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iwf0/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iwf0/", "parentId": "t1_ed1d2z7", "author": "mrsuns10", "text": "Username checks out ", "renderedHtml": "

Username checks out

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", "score": 540, "upvotes": 540, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T22:54:51.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546383291, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed2b291,eduzuvt", "hasMore": true } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1qtm8,ed1k8jy,ed25u8z,ed2a7jk,ed1qito,ed1rruv,ed1prak,ed1r8jq,ed27jpz,ed2azfg,ed280mp,ed28f31,ed2elqi,ed1nowd,ed1om1c,es7x9vv,ed1yuqa,ed29rkq,ed2hn7r,ed2hv0y,ed2hv5e,ed2i5my,ed2k5sd,ed2kirv,ed2mzar,ed2p49f,ed2vyzd,ed47uda,ed7211m,eddhezv,eeh1z1g,ef2a2el,ehox6lm,ehrfb4d,ejetrfc,ele0tyg,em05zgz,eptur3d,eqkog7n,erdsif9,ery32uz", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1emmi", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1emmi/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1emmi/", "parentId": "t3_ablzuq", "author": "abksploder", "text": "Bold of you to assume I'm going to take a shit this year.", "renderedHtml": "

Bold of you to assume I'm going to take a shit this year.

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", "score": 34856, "upvotes": 34856, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:56:33.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546379793, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1erpi", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1erpi/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1erpi/", "parentId": "t1_ed1emmi", "author": "ShoddySubstance", "text": "bottling it up is not healthy!", "renderedHtml": "

bottling it up is not healthy!

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", "score": 7607, "upvotes": 7607, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:58:25.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546379905, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": true, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1lm2g", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1lm2g/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1lm2g/", "parentId": "t1_ed1erpi", "author": "Joris2627", "text": "Bold of you to think i am botteling it up", "renderedHtml": "

Bold of you to think i am botteling it up

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Are you keeping it in a bag?

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The full term is colostomy bag

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I'm definitely holding this full term.

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Fun fact, If you don't poop for long enough it will literally back up into your stomach and you will throw up shit and become septic. I knew a woman on methadone who became so constipated she stopped pooping and didn't do anything about it until she started vomiting up shit and almost died. I can't even imagine what the process of clearing 28ft (8.53m) of mostly hard dried up shit from your intestines is like after that if you survive

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That was not a fun fact at all.

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UNSUBSCRIBE

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UNSUBSCRIBE

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Poo Trivia: do the farts push the shit out, or does the shit push the farts out?

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This username KNOWS.

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I didn’t poop for a couple weeks a few months back. When I finally went to the hospital they gave me a pill to put up my butt and a jug of cherry flavoured laxative to chug. I lost 15 lbs

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15 lbs = 6 Courics. You still have a long way to go to beat Randy Marsh.

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Everyone needs goals

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That’s legit horrifying.

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We have guests and I literally can't relax.

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Ahhh, I see I'm not the only one with poop anxiety

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I consider wolves to be stronger and deadlier than coyotes

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Good to know im not the only one. I get poop anxiety as well especially at work!

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Me too! And it always seems like nobody will be near the bathroom until I sit down for 'Ol Deucie...then they're having conversations 2 ft away on the other side of the door 😖

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Aw man what a terrible way to spend NYE! I hope you feel better soon bud!

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", "score": 4692, "upvotes": 4692, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T22:59:09.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546383549, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1jebk", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jebk/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jebk/", "parentId": "t1_ed1j7is", "author": "[deleted]", "text": "[deleted]", "renderedHtml": "

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", "score": 1195, "upvotes": 1195, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T23:01:48.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546383708, "depth": 2, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1m58u", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1m58u/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1m58u/", "parentId": "t1_ed1jebk", "author": "xjeeper", "text": "There's nothing worse than when it's coming out both ends, I've had actual food poisoning once and think I would rather die than deal with that again. ", "renderedHtml": "

There's nothing worse than when it's coming out both ends, I've had actual food poisoning once and think I would rather die than deal with that again.

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That was me last night into today. Both ends violently. Lost ten pounds thought so I'm way ahead on my new years weight loss goals!

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", "score": 502, "upvotes": 502, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T23:58:43.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546387123, "depth": 4, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1r5gs", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1r5gs/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1r5gs/", "parentId": "t1_ed1njye", "author": "gr8uddini", "text": "Haha. I lost 5 and was thinking the exact same thing until I saw your 10. Now I have a new 2020 resolution. ", "renderedHtml": "

Haha. I lost 5 and was thinking the exact same thing until I saw your 10. Now I have a new 2020 resolution.

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Stay hydrated! Hope you feel better soon.

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Where at? I was puking all day saturday..I couldn't keep down even water and thought my skin looked a strange color so I thought I should go to the doctor..Was extremely weak too. Some anti-vomit/nausea medicine and an IV and I felt better in a few hours.

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I kinda wonder if I actually should have gone or if I should have toughened it out for 24 hours and hoped to get better.. I have no one to take care of me while I'm sick and I was worried of becoming "too sick" too..

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-edit.. I live in socal seems to be going around the US?..Weird thing is that I hardly go out and get in contact with people. Like I can pinpoint exactly where I got it from and when.. Which was when I went out for some fast food on friday night..It was my favorite place so maybe one of the employees got sick a few days earlier and didn't wash enough? or a customer got sick and their sick germs were all over the place.. I do know the norovirus is extremely contagious..

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Was also wondering if I should call them and tell them I got the stomach flu from their place or not..

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If you're already feeling better it sounds like you made the right choice by going. Don't ever underestimate the power of dehydration. I'm glad you're doing better already! Happy New Year :)

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It's all I have

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it's time to let go

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edit reddit silver for a 2013 meme, what a time to be alive

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Will you pay me for it?

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I don't do pay per poo.

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I will not give.
\nI will not go.
\nI will not drop the bait below.
\nI will not dump.
\nI will not do.
\nI will not force a number two.

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I will not press.
\nI will not push.
\nI will not lay my puckered tush.
\nI will not pop
\na squat, to wit:
\nI will not shart.
\nI will not shit.

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My stool is cool.
\nMy deuce is dear.
\nIt's all that's left of yesteryear.
\nYou think I will,
\nbut I will not.

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I must not poop.

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It's all I've got.

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Someone give this guy a record deal.

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Trust me, sprog is gonna get a nice book deal out of this once he/she gives up the pen name.

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Don't worry, I run on a subshitscion model

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Sounds like a pretty shitty deal

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there's a shitflix deal being made right now

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This is the turd time i've heard this joke

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the feeling of letting it go should be worth more to you than any monetary value that I could offer

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Quality shitpost

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I don't know, the content is really only about crap from last year.

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Better than having the front page clogged with reposts.

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This too shall pass.

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I’m letting go right now as I type.

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Good, time to take that 2019 air in

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[deleted]

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You don't breathe through your butt?

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", "score": 1409, "upvotes": 1409, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T22:45:12.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546382712, "depth": 3, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1ild4", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ild4/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ild4/", "parentId": "t1_ed1i754", "author": "[deleted]", "text": "[deleted]", "renderedHtml": "

[deleted]

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", "score": 671, "upvotes": 671, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T22:50:39.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546383039, "depth": 4, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1k762", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1ill4", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ill4/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ill4/", "parentId": "t1_ed1i754", "author": "ElBroet", "text": "I dunno, I have the exhaling part pretty down ", "renderedHtml": "

I dunno, I have the exhaling part pretty down

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", "score": 193, "upvotes": 193, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T22:50:44.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546383044, "depth": 4, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1iqfl", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iqfl/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iqfl/", "parentId": "t1_ed1ill4", "author": "[deleted]", "text": "More like a sneeze on my end. ", "renderedHtml": "

More like a sneeze on my end.

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Here a sort of liquid cough, tuberculoshits if you will

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Yo same

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Happy Cake & Poop Day!

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"Fuck you, I won't poo when you tell me"

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Rage Against The Latrine

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Edit: I cant believe my first gold is a shitty pun. Thanks everyone and Happy New Year!

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That made me fucking laugh so hard. Why is this shit so funny, fuck I am such a manchild.

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edit: thanks for my first gold kind stranger, Happy new year!

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I logged in just so could upvote it

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I've been trying to logout since this morning.

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So you're saying you haven't gotten a log out this year?

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THOSE WHO DIED

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THEIR GUTS ARE FRIED

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THEIR BELLIES FEEL BAD AND THEIR CLOTHES AIN'T WHITE!

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THEY JUSTIFY, THE EXTRA WIPE

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THEIR BELLIES FEEL BAD AND THEIR CLOTHES AIN'T WHITE, COME ON!

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HUNGH!

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POOPING IN THE NAME OF!!

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POOPING IN THE NAME OF!!

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/r/rageagainstthetoilet

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BY CHECKING THE PLY TO SEE IT'S WHITE

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THOSE WHO TRIED

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Ahh, everyone's favorite RATM song, Pooping in the Name

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MOTHER FUCKER!

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The old spicy twicey.

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I now know my new favorite phrase for Thai. Thank you stranger

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God I love this site

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And to think that if I decided to start scrolling through reddit just 5 minutes earlier, I may never have read this absolute glorious phrase.

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Is it all caffeine, or just coffee? Because I don't think that pop or energy drinks have the same effect on me. I definitely pee a lot more. But I think it's just coffee that makes me punish the porcelain. That and throwing in a chew. Why am I typing all this out.

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Some types of coffee makes me poop almost immediately. But not all.

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Hot drip coffee is like this for me. A single cup makes me poop like 4 times a day when I normally poop about once every other day. Therefore I tend to avoid it unless I need a good thorough clean out (which, granted, can be very satisfying if I have a free day for it).

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I do what I want, buddy.

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it's not good to hold on to things for too long

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Tell that to my Les Paul in 60 years.

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Les Paul

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For those who don't know: A Les Paul is a type of lesbian guitar

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i’m constipated

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Edit: Free Bobby Shmurda

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F

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F

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F

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Just down a big bottle of tobacco, should clear ya right up. Or these brownies my roommate made, they are really delicious

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Edit: Yes I know, I'm not changing it though

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Did you mean Tabasco? I’m choking trying to swallow this tobacco.

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Both should work

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Either one is gonna hurt on the way out

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I'm the same, it fucking sucks, couldn't enjoy last night party because of it

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Same here. 😖 There's dozens of us!

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Fiber, coffee, laxatives, repeat.

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Waiting for the Apple Store to open

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going to be waiting for a while, want me to send a care package?

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Let’s see who can go the longest in 2019 without taking a shit

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Edit: This blew up..

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r/opiates is probably gonna win that one.

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Yeah... I'm on Oxycodone because I had my tonsils taken out. Haven't pooped in 7 days... I don't feel constipated though. I've been on mostly a liquid diet.

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I was on morphine (after breaking my leg and having surgery) for a week without any laxatives. I think it was 7-10 days before I pooped and it was horrible!!! At one point I couldn't push anymore and my butt tried sucking it back up. Had to break that shit off because I'd gone through so much trying to get it out.

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For my following surgery I was on oxy and made sure I was given laxatives. I did not want to go through that again.

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Man, I wish I'd had a poop knife!

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Since it's still inside I would recommend a poop spoon. You have less chance of damaging your poop hole.

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Or just a shop vac. Go hard or go home.

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You’re just one shop vac accident away from anal prolapse.

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I saw a video once where this... no, never mind.

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Who said it was an accident?

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I remember when I went to camp as a kid, I didn't poop the entire time. 1 full week. I didn't even know that was possible, but I just didn't have to go.

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Ive been there chief. Took a 9 day trip to NYC including travel time. Didnt poop once, ate three meals a day. Just didn't need to go.

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Did you drop a 50lb log after getting home, or was it spread out over several quick shits in one day?

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I didnt deuce for a day or two after I got back, then it was two of em like fat man & little boy. Then back to normal

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Respect.

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Glad it worked out that way. Could have led to impacted stool. Not fun. I assume.

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It’s awful. I got impacted the last time I was pregnant. No one told me prenatal pills and pregnancy slowing your digestive system causes constipation and you should take something if you haven’t shit in a few days. I went a week, and had to be disimpacted.

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Disimpacted?????

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Someone gets to reach in you and get it out. Yes thats exactly what it sounds like.

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Doctor here. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. It’s usually saved as a very very last resort (after enemas fail). Don’t worry, lots and lots of lube is used.

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Fun fact: it’s the one of the things they “let” the medical student do. (More like force) Fortunately, I survived my medical training without having to do one. Probably because I have huge hands.

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Amateurs! I've done 14 days personal record. Would not recommend.

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32 days. Not great

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", "score": 168, "upvotes": 168, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T23:19:39.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546384779, "depth": 5, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1vj8w", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1vj8w/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1vj8w/", "parentId": "t1_ed1kp6l", "author": "iamevilcupcake", "text": "Eat. Pray. Shit.", "renderedHtml": "

Eat. Pray. Shit.

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There was that one chick that posted (I think in the beginning of the year) that hadn't pooped for like 2 weeks or something. Looked like she was pregnant.

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Let me see if I can find the post.

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Edit: found it...kinda nsfw

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https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/4ayeqk/i_havent_pooped_in_two_and_a_half_weeks_mild_nsfw/

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My therapist says it’s because I have a hard time letting things go

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", "score": 1672, "upvotes": 1672, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:32:53.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546378373, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1d1h7", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1d1h7/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1d1h7/", "parentId": "t1_ed1cskg", "author": "ShoddySubstance", "text": "I'll hold your hand to help you out", "renderedHtml": "

I'll hold your hand to help you out

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I can be your hero, baby.

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", "score": 191, "upvotes": 191, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T23:07:17.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546384037, "depth": 2, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1ojg2", "hasMore": true } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1l0ty,ed1nomp,ed24n8o,ed1mvcg,ed1z4du", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1iebm", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iebm/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1iebm/", "parentId": "t1_ed1cskg", "author": "berniemax", "text": "Is your username an play on BlueEyesWhiteDragon from Yu-Gi-Óh?", "renderedHtml": "

Is your username an play on BlueEyesWhiteDragon from Yu-Gi-Óh?

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", "score": 307, "upvotes": 307, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T22:47:57.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546382877, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1jzop", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jzop/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jzop/", "parentId": "t1_ed1iebm", "author": "FourEyesWhitePerson", "text": "Yes and you’re the first person to ever realize that without me telling!", "renderedHtml": "

Yes and you’re the first person to ever realize that without me telling!

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IT WON'T COME OUT. I need help :(

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PUSH, but don't forget to breathe in between pushes . he he ho ho

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", "score": 326, "upvotes": 326, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:45:47.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546379147, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": true, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1jt3t", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jt3t/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jt3t/", "parentId": "t1_ed1dsn9", "author": "kookiemnstr", "text": "But don't push too hard....hernias are a real thing.", "renderedHtml": "

But don't push too hard....hernias are a real thing.

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hemorrhoids too

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Drink some water, eat some fiber, take a walk

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...huh.. i just realized i haven't pooped today.

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Edit: obligatory thanks for the gold n' sliver. And my most upvoted comment is about poopin' #hashtag!!1! blessed

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make a pot a coffee and give it 10 minutes

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edit thanks for the gold!

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I am definitely a coffee pooper. I work nights so i haven't been up too long. Time to get cracking on making some butt brownies.

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butt brownies.

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There's something I wish I could erase from my memory.

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Just need to throw a giant fuck you to midnights in here. I hate rarely seeing the sun.

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How is it like being able to poop every day?

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i legit poop once every 3 days

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I shit at 5am every day, well 7am on weekends. Wake up contacts, shit, shower, coffee and swear at the morning.

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I was actually sitting on the toilet at midnight. New year, same shit.

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", "score": 2364, "upvotes": 2364, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:25:41.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546377941, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1chiu", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1chiu/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1chiu/", "parentId": "t1_ed1c6s4", "author": "ShoddySubstance", "text": "different day!", "renderedHtml": "

different day!

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Different year!

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Imagine the people who were pooping in 1999 going into 2000. Transmillenial shitting.

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i purposely started peeing in 2018 and finished in 2019

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", "score": 242, "upvotes": 242, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:50:21.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546379421, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1jdwd", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jdwd/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1jdwd/", "parentId": "t1_ed1e53y", "author": "jayemt", "text": "January 1st and you’re already achieving your dreams this year. Proud of you ", "renderedHtml": "

January 1st and you’re already achieving your dreams this year. Proud of you

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I took a shit about 20 minutes before midnight. Then my dog started freaking out because my neighbor decided 11:40 was midnight. (Fireworks)

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Tried to console him through the door then spent the rest of the night cuddling with him.

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Best New Years ever.

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I have trust issues

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we can try and help relieve at least one issue

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", "score": 202, "upvotes": 202, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:38:44.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546378724, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": true, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1qvvu", "hasMore": true } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed2b5tj,ed1jllb", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1i2l9", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i2l9/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i2l9/", "parentId": "t3_ablzuq", "author": "bluntsandthunder", "text": "I’ve poop twice since 2019 started, take that 2018! Your shit can’t hold me back any longer! ", "renderedHtml": "

I’ve poop twice since 2019 started, take that 2018! Your shit can’t hold me back any longer!

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", "score": 371, "upvotes": 371, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T22:43:27.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546382607, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1i4n0", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i4n0/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i4n0/", "parentId": "t1_ed1i2l9", "author": "ShoddySubstance", "text": "take no shit from 2018!", "renderedHtml": "

take no shit from 2018!

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", "score": 167, "upvotes": 167, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T22:44:14.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546382654, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": true, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1ocy6", "hasMore": true } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1qol0,ed1ldw6", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1j4ue", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j4ue/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1j4ue/", "parentId": "t3_ablzuq", "author": "Maverick039", "text": "I literally read this as I sat down for my first 2019 poop. ", "renderedHtml": "

I literally read this as I sat down for my first 2019 poop.

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", "score": 93, "upvotes": 93, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T22:58:08.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546383488, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed26s0r,ed1livk,ed1zq16", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1cf2z", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cf2z/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cf2z/", "parentId": "t3_ablzuq", "author": "greencannondale", "text": "I took Imodium for its labeled purpose yesterday evening and it is still working. ", "renderedHtml": "

I took Imodium for its labeled purpose yesterday evening and it is still working.

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", "score": 89, "upvotes": 89, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:28:27.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546378107, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1nyck,ed2159t,ed1ln4t", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1b2m2", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1b2m2/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1b2m2/", "parentId": "t3_ablzuq", "author": "MerleyMonster", "text": "Alcohol makes me constipated :P", "renderedHtml": "

Alcohol makes me constipated :P

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", "score": 555, "upvotes": 555, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:11:55.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546377115, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1e6be", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e6be/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1e6be/", "parentId": "t1_ed1b2m2", "author": "[deleted]", "text": "It does the complete opposite to me. The beer shits is literally a pain in the arse ", "renderedHtml": "

It does the complete opposite to me. The beer shits is literally a pain in the arse

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", "score": 454, "upvotes": 454, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:50:47.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546379447, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1j821,ed1xdyp,ed1j8pv,ed1rj86,ed1izln,ed2m7t0,ed1iz3c,ed1jqzu,ed1kwta,ed1m39j,ed1yogw", "hasMore": true } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1ioyu,ed1by94,ed1j6ms,ed1djna,ed1jasj,ed1j5vr", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1i419", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i419/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1i419/", "parentId": "t3_ablzuq", "author": "flumsi", "text": "cocaine", "renderedHtml": "

cocaine

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", "score": 67, "upvotes": 67, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T22:44:01.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546382641, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed240nr", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1ed00", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ed00/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ed00/", "parentId": "t3_ablzuq", "author": "[deleted]", "text": "I did an enema yesterday and didn't eat. 2019's first poop will be from food from 2019. Funny you should ask. ", "renderedHtml": "

I did an enema yesterday and didn't eat. 2019's first poop will be from food from 2019. Funny you should ask.

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", "score": 184, "upvotes": 184, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:53:13.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546379593, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1jjt9,ed1jx9s", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1cbou", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cbou/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1cbou/", "parentId": "t3_ablzuq", "author": "DGiovanni", "text": "I don't poop at work", "renderedHtml": "

I don't poop at work

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", "score": 227, "upvotes": 227, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:27:18.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546378038, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1ck2x", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ck2x/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ck2x/", "parentId": "t1_ed1cbou", "author": "ShoddySubstance", "text": "you should, boss makes a dollar, you make a dime, that's why you poop on company time.", "renderedHtml": "

you should, boss makes a dollar, you make a dime, that's why you poop on company time.

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", "score": 713, "upvotes": 713, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T21:30:06.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546378206, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": true, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "ed1ikbu", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ikbu/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ikbu/", "parentId": "t1_ed1ck2x", "author": "HillarysDoubleChin", "text": "I have IBS so my approach is slightly different.\n\nBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop 16 times a day.", "renderedHtml": "

I have IBS so my approach is slightly different.

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop 16 times a day.

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Because, much like 2018, I don't give a crap in 2019.

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", "score": 85, "upvotes": 85, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T22:42:32.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546382552, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed2g4bw", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1f39m", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1f39m/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1f39m/", "parentId": "t3_ablzuq", "author": "Seventy_x_7", "text": "Woke up at 3am because I caught the stomach virus my daughter and my son had. \n\nI’ve lost like 4 pounds in the last 12 hours thanks to pooping and vomiting.\n\nWahoo, back under my pre-pregnancy weight. ", "renderedHtml": "

Woke up at 3am because I caught the stomach virus my daughter and my son had.

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I’ve lost like 4 pounds in the last 12 hours thanks to pooping and vomiting.

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Wahoo, back under my pre-pregnancy weight.

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It won't let go of ME!

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", "score": 28, "upvotes": 28, "createdAt": "2019-01-01T22:46:07.000Z", "createdUtc": 1546382767, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": "ed1ifnc,ed26t07", "hasMore": true } } }, { "id": "ed1ixhp", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ixhp/", "permalink": "/r/AskReddit/comments/ablzuq/people_who_havent_pooped_in_2019_yet_why_are_you/ed1ixhp/", "parentId": "t3_ablzuq", "author": "I_Kaint_Spale", "text": "Then 2019 is official, right now, as I typed this...(grunt.. sigh) Happy New Year! ", "renderedHtml": "

Then 2019 is official, right now, as I typed this...(grunt.. sigh) Happy New Year!

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I'm not ready to release the humongous 2018 crap out yet. Give us time

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Cool - but I don’t really see the point of a folding monitor that would have no problem fitting in a laptop pouch unfolded. 

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Wouldn’t the use case for these being able to fit a larger than normal screen in a laptop bag? So 16in +? 

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I use portable monitors alllll the time for work - and it always just goes in the same pouch as my laptop. 

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$1299 for a 13.3 inch screen that would fit in any laptop pouch/bag unfolded with a laptop anyways..

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A solution in search of a problem. 

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", "score": 34, "upvotes": 34, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T13:47:14.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779112034, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "omi3syt", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omi3syt/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omi3syt/", "parentId": "t1_omhevde", "author": "RenderedMeat", "text": "Sheesh! $1300! You can buy a a 13” iPad for that much, use it as a second monitor, AND as an iPad. \n\nI use a 16” portable monitor with 1440p resolution and it cost like $80. And yeah, it slides right next to my laptop. ", "renderedHtml": "

Sheesh! $1300! You can buy a a 13” iPad for that much, use it as a second monitor, AND as an iPad.

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I use a 16” portable monitor with 1440p resolution and it cost like $80. And yeah, it slides right next to my laptop.

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", "score": 21, "upvotes": 21, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T15:44:21.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779119061, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "omi438d", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omi438d/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omi438d/", "parentId": "t1_omi3syt", "author": "narwhal_breeder", "text": "You can get two 13 in iPads for that. ", "renderedHtml": "

You can get two 13 in iPads for that. 

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", "score": 4, "upvotes": 4, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T15:45:39.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779119139, "depth": 2, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "omj6o2y", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omj6o2y/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omj6o2y/", "parentId": "t1_omi438d", "author": "zen1706", "text": "No you can’t unless you buy used.", "renderedHtml": "

No you can’t unless you buy used.

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", "score": 5, "upvotes": 5, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T18:56:04.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779130564, "depth": 3, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } }, { "id": "omjjw9g", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjjw9g/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjjw9g/", "parentId": "t1_omi3syt", "author": "Vandorol", "text": "How do u use it as a second monitor with windows laptop?", "renderedHtml": "

How do u use it as a second monitor with windows laptop?

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", "score": 1, "upvotes": 1, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T20:02:01.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779134521, "depth": 2, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "omjmbjf", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjmbjf/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjmbjf/", "parentId": "t1_omjjw9g", "author": "RenderedMeat", "text": "Requires an app, but there’s a few. Spacedesk, Duet Display, LetsView, others…", "renderedHtml": "

Requires an app, but there’s a few. Spacedesk, Duet Display, LetsView, others…

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", "score": 5, "upvotes": 5, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T20:13:14.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779135194, "depth": 3, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "omjvxx8", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjvxx8/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjvxx8/", "parentId": "t1_omjmbjf", "author": "Pleasant_Dot_189", "text": "Those are all terrible imo. The latency lag makes the set up silly ", "renderedHtml": "

Those are all terrible imo. The latency lag makes the set up silly

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", "score": 3, "upvotes": 3, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T20:57:25.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779137845, "depth": 4, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "omk84wh", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk84wh/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk84wh/", "parentId": "t1_omjvxx8", "author": "leastlol", "text": "Astropad sells a dongle/software for this as well:\n\nhttps://astropad.com/\n\nThe latency for any of these is obviously worse than a portable monitor with a direct connection, but they're also often more than adequate as a secondary display where the latency just doesn't matter as much.\n\nIf you're carrying an iPad already, I think it's more sensible than carrying a laptop, iPad, and portable monitor.", "renderedHtml": "

Astropad sells a dongle/software for this as well:

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https://astropad.com/

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The latency for any of these is obviously worse than a portable monitor with a direct connection, but they're also often more than adequate as a secondary display where the latency just doesn't matter as much.

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If you're carrying an iPad already, I think it's more sensible than carrying a laptop, iPad, and portable monitor.

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I haven’t used them. Using an iPad as a second screen with a Mac is seamless and fast.

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Came to basically say this. I get foldable phones because in a smaller amount of carrying space you're getting more total screen size. But this doesn't have a stand, costs a ton of money for what you get, and doesn't seem to do anything aside from fold. I just don't know what the use case for this is. Maybe if it had a couple of kick stands and was like a 26 inch screen that folded into the size of a 13 inch one then I could justify taking it with me on a trip because it would be highly portable and give me great real estate for working while traveling.

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", "score": 2, "upvotes": 2, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T14:30:05.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779114605, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "omk9agk", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk9agk/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk9agk/", "parentId": "t1_omhnl6z", "author": "leastlol", "text": "Asus showed off a folding laptop that kind of does this: \n\nhttps://www.asus.com/content/unfold-the-incredible-with-asus-zenbook-17-fold-oled/\n\nIt's not just a display, though. \n\nI think maybe one possible use case for the smaller folding 13 inch display is someone using their phone as a desktop computer (with Dex or whatever Google's new implementation for it is called) - you could maybe fit this display into a small sling instead of a backpack/messenger bag. Still does feel like it's a solution in search of a problem.", "renderedHtml": "

Asus showed off a folding laptop that kind of does this:

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https://www.asus.com/content/unfold-the-incredible-with-asus-zenbook-17-fold-oled/

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It's not just a display, though.

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I think maybe one possible use case for the smaller folding 13 inch display is someone using their phone as a desktop computer (with Dex or whatever Google's new implementation for it is called) - you could maybe fit this display into a small sling instead of a backpack/messenger bag. Still does feel like it's a solution in search of a problem.

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Fair, yeah their foldable laptop feels sort of more like a tablet where again I get the point. Like you said there probably is some clever use cases for this. I just struggle to see where I justify the proce tag for it.

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yeah they should use this tech to make like 20" screens fold down to small laptop size

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", "score": 2, "upvotes": 2, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T14:49:59.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779115799, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } }, { "id": "omht4r0", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omht4r0/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omht4r0/", "parentId": "t1_omhevde", "author": "rosen380", "text": "While I agree that it'd be silly if you are carrying around a laptop bag that it could fit into unfolded and that the price is silly for almost any use case -- maybe something like Samsung DeX, driven by the phone you are already carrying, along with 1-2 of these (assuming that they can get the price down pretty far from $1300) would make for a compact solution for travel?", "renderedHtml": "

While I agree that it'd be silly if you are carrying around a laptop bag that it could fit into unfolded and that the price is silly for almost any use case -- maybe something like Samsung DeX, driven by the phone you are already carrying, along with 1-2 of these (assuming that they can get the price down pretty far from $1300) would make for a compact solution for travel?

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", "score": 2, "upvotes": 2, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T14:55:50.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779116150, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "omhyxeu", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhyxeu/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhyxeu/", "parentId": "t1_omht4r0", "author": "narwhal_breeder", "text": "You’d be surprised at how much space carrying around a keyboard + mouse + dock + power supply for the monitors doesn’t save Compared to a much more powerful MacBook Air you can use without an outlet. \n\nPretty much nobody uses dex for their jobs. ", "renderedHtml": "

You’d be surprised at how much space carrying around a keyboard + mouse + dock + power supply for the monitors doesn’t save Compared to a much more powerful MacBook Air you can use without an outlet. 

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Pretty much nobody uses dex for their jobs. 

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", "score": 2, "upvotes": 2, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T15:22:16.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779117736, "depth": 2, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "omi3361", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omi3361/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omi3361/", "parentId": "t1_omhyxeu", "author": "rosen380", "text": "\"Pretty much nobody uses dex\"\n\nSure-- but since this isn't priced to be a useful product in 2026, I'm thinking more of it as a proof of concept where changes in tech get us to a point where for normal work use cases, a computer that requires the space that a laptop presently takes up would be way overkill.\n\n \nSo maybe when your run-of-the-mill flagship phone is about as powerful as a typical modern laptop...\n\nAnd maybe since you'll have the external screens, you are using your phone screen as a touchpad...\n\nAnd maybe you are charging your battery powered phone and screens with a single charging block and a couple of cables (with the connections between devices being wireless)...\n\nAnd most work laptops don't have keyboards that are that great, perhaps a a folding keyboard (so not wider than the screens when they are folded) would be sufficient and we'd still be looking at a complete package that is still far more compact that a 13-15\" laptop bag.\n\n", "renderedHtml": "

"Pretty much nobody uses dex"

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Sure-- but since this isn't priced to be a useful product in 2026, I'm thinking more of it as a proof of concept where changes in tech get us to a point where for normal work use cases, a computer that requires the space that a laptop presently takes up would be way overkill.

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So maybe when your run-of-the-mill flagship phone is about as powerful as a typical modern laptop...

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And maybe since you'll have the external screens, you are using your phone screen as a touchpad...

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And maybe you are charging your battery powered phone and screens with a single charging block and a couple of cables (with the connections between devices being wireless)...

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And most work laptops don't have keyboards that are that great, perhaps a a folding keyboard (so not wider than the screens when they are folded) would be sufficient and we'd still be looking at a complete package that is still far more compact that a 13-15" laptop bag.

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Great - so all we need to do is invent 5 or so other devices to make this one useful 

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", "score": 1, "upvotes": 1, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T15:43:19.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779118999, "depth": 4, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "omia4xa", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omia4xa/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omia4xa/", "parentId": "t1_omi3kk4", "author": "rosen380", "text": "Which is often the case for products that would be deemed proofs of concepts, which was my caveat right in my follow-up comment.\n\nWe had electric motors and batteries and such for a long time which demonstrated that it was theoretically possible to have long range vehicles running with those, yet it took advancements in various technologies to get to the first actual production cars capable of driving a couple of hundred miles on a single charge.\n\nAnd even still -- for a lot of people that still isn't enough if other bits of technology don't make it reasonable for them to switch to a full EV yet, if they have no access to recharging at home or work... \n\n \n\"so all we need to do is invent 5 or so other devices\" -- and what five devices?\n\nUsing the phone as a touchpad is already a feature of DeX. A single charging block with multiple ports on it already exist. \n\nFolding keyboards already exist, I have one that is terrible. But was made like 10-15 years ago, so I guess I have to imagine they've made some improvements by now...?\n\nAnd the computing power? For anything that really needs a lot of computing power, I'm just going to remote in to a more powerful server. For editing some spreadsheets or writing some PHP code or whatever, I suspect that a modern flagship phone is more than capable.\n\n", "renderedHtml": "

Which is often the case for products that would be deemed proofs of concepts, which was my caveat right in my follow-up comment.

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We had electric motors and batteries and such for a long time which demonstrated that it was theoretically possible to have long range vehicles running with those, yet it took advancements in various technologies to get to the first actual production cars capable of driving a couple of hundred miles on a single charge.

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And even still -- for a lot of people that still isn't enough if other bits of technology don't make it reasonable for them to switch to a full EV yet, if they have no access to recharging at home or work...

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"so all we need to do is invent 5 or so other devices" -- and what five devices?

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Using the phone as a touchpad is already a feature of DeX. A single charging block with multiple ports on it already exist.

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Folding keyboards already exist, I have one that is terrible. But was made like 10-15 years ago, so I guess I have to imagine they've made some improvements by now...?

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And the computing power? For anything that really needs a lot of computing power, I'm just going to remote in to a more powerful server. For editing some spreadsheets or writing some PHP code or whatever, I suspect that a modern flagship phone is more than capable.

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", "score": 1, "upvotes": 1, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T16:13:19.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779120799, "depth": 5, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } }, { "id": "omjekei", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjekei/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjekei/", "parentId": "t1_omhevde", "author": "grahamulax", "text": "Bingo. Give me a foldable monitor that basically can fit in my pocket or one hand. I wanna unfold it twice. \n\nHere’s my useless product idea. \n\nCube oled. 6 screens as a cube that unfolds into one screen. You can store the charger inside when folded as a cube. Or it’s a battery. \n\nTada! 🎉 ", "renderedHtml": "

Bingo. Give me a foldable monitor that basically can fit in my pocket or one hand. I wanna unfold it twice.

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Here’s my useless product idea.

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Cube oled. 6 screens as a cube that unfolds into one screen. You can store the charger inside when folded as a cube. Or it’s a battery.

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Tada! 🎉

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", "score": 1, "upvotes": 1, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T19:36:51.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779133011, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "omjf2qh", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjf2qh/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjf2qh/", "parentId": "t1_omjekei", "author": "narwhal_breeder", "text": "I dont think id want to use a monitor shaped like this: \n[https://www.math.union.edu/\\~dpvc/talks/2001-04-28.HRUMC/GIF/Cube-Unfolded.gif](https://www.math.union.edu/~dpvc/talks/2001-04-28.HRUMC/GIF/Cube-Unfolded.gif)", "renderedHtml": "

I dont think id want to use a monitor shaped like this:
\nhttps://www.math.union.edu/~dpvc/talks/2001-04-28.HRUMC/GIF/Cube-Unfolded.gif

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LOL OH WAIT. hahaha. Fuck. I was thinking 9 sides then and 3 for each? My brains not in a topology mode clearly but you got me laughing HARD at my own stupidity lolllll

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", "score": 2, "upvotes": 2, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T19:41:50.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779133310, "depth": 3, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "oml3rqz", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/oml3rqz/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/oml3rqz/", "parentId": "t1_omjfly1", "author": "Buscemi_D_Sanji", "text": "You've got me laughing too, I was reading this like what the fuck is he talking about hahaha", "renderedHtml": "

You've got me laughing too, I was reading this like what the fuck is he talking about hahaha

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", "score": 2, "upvotes": 2, "createdAt": "2026-05-19T00:59:31.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779152371, "depth": 4, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } }, { "id": "omlwy0h", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omlwy0h/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omlwy0h/", "parentId": "t1_omhevde", "author": "GreenFox1505", "text": "Laptops do a better job of protecting their screens than portable monitors do. Portable monitors basically have a sheet of card board covered in fake leather thay function as scratch protection. They do almost nothing for impact protection. A folding monitor would likely have better side-on impact protection.\n\n\nBut really the solution here is portable monitors deserve better hard covers than the shit they give you. \n\n", "renderedHtml": "

Laptops do a better job of protecting their screens than portable monitors do. Portable monitors basically have a sheet of card board covered in fake leather thay function as scratch protection. They do almost nothing for impact protection. A folding monitor would likely have better side-on impact protection.

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But really the solution here is portable monitors deserve better hard covers than the shit they give you. 

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completely missed the mark by making AGAIN a screen that can already fit in a small laptop bag. nobody will ever pay for a 13 inch foldable screen when normal 13inch screen are like 300 bucks

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", "score": 8, "upvotes": 8, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T13:53:57.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779112437, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "omjpjce", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjpjce/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjpjce/", "parentId": "t1_omhg6uc", "author": "roguebananah", "text": "Or get one that isn’t foldable, it’s a 13 inch screen and it’s $50. It’s powered by thunderbolt (at least the ones are that I travel with)\n\n3 screens including my laptop monitor is incredible for business travel in a hotel room ", "renderedHtml": "

Or get one that isn’t foldable, it’s a 13 inch screen and it’s $50. It’s powered by thunderbolt (at least the ones are that I travel with)

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3 screens including my laptop monitor is incredible for business travel in a hotel room

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[deleted]

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", "score": 6, "upvotes": 6, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T11:41:57.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779104517, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [ { "id": "omgxyzg", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omgxyzg/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omgxyzg/", "parentId": "t1_omgsyv7", "author": "Small_Editor_3693", "text": "Not for $1500 though", "renderedHtml": "

Not for $1500 though

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", "score": 4, "upvotes": 4, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T12:13:42.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779106422, "depth": 1, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } } ], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } }, { "id": "omh3ytj", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omh3ytj/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omh3ytj/", "parentId": "t3_1tgimff", "author": "level-zer0", "text": "Very cool - would love to check it out. Seems kinda pricey compared to to something like the SideTrak - but I’m sure the cost will come down over time. ", "renderedHtml": "

Very cool - would love to check it out. Seems kinda pricey compared to to something like the SideTrak - but I’m sure the cost will come down over time.

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", "score": 7, "upvotes": 7, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T12:49:09.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779108549, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } }, { "id": "omjckou", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjckou/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjckou/", "parentId": "t3_1tgimff", "author": "GregLittlefield", "text": "There is no use case for a laptop since a 13\" portable monitor will fill in the laptop case without needing to be folded...\n\nThere would be a use case as a monitor for a tablet, but then how would you connect it to the tablet? (USB to HDMI adapter? would that work?)", "renderedHtml": "

There is no use case for a laptop since a 13" portable monitor will fill in the laptop case without needing to be folded...

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There would be a use case as a monitor for a tablet, but then how would you connect it to the tablet? (USB to HDMI adapter? would that work?)

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Always thought about something like this getting made when I first saw foldable screen tech getting put in more consumer electronics. So much closer to getting a foldable monitor with more gaming-capable specs to it at some point in the future.

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", "score": 1, "upvotes": 1, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T13:20:56.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779110456, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } }, { "id": "omhlop2", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhlop2/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omhlop2/", "parentId": "t3_1tgimff", "author": "ImALeaf_OnTheWind", "text": "This is great for a smaller portable display when you're sourcing from a phone like a Samsung or Motorola that can be the brains when you don't want to carry a full laptop around. \n\nProblem is why would I want this when Xreal/Rokid/Viture/Rayneo microOLED wearable display glasses costs less than that and is even more portable and comfortable to use? ", "renderedHtml": "

This is great for a smaller portable display when you're sourcing from a phone like a Samsung or Motorola that can be the brains when you don't want to carry a full laptop around.

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Problem is why would I want this when Xreal/Rokid/Viture/Rayneo microOLED wearable display glasses costs less than that and is even more portable and comfortable to use?

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", "score": 1, "upvotes": 1, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T14:21:00.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779114060, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } }, { "id": "omjtm8q", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjtm8q/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjtm8q/", "parentId": "t3_1tgimff", "author": "descendantofJanus", "text": "Isn't this what they had in Westworld? ", "renderedHtml": "

Isn't this what they had in Westworld?

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", "score": 1, "upvotes": 1, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T20:46:32.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779137192, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } }, { "id": "omjz8oh", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjz8oh/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omjz8oh/", "parentId": "t3_1tgimff", "author": "Tegumentario", "text": "At the low low cost of a whole brand new computer", "renderedHtml": "

At the low low cost of a whole brand new computer

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", "score": 1, "upvotes": 1, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T21:12:55.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779138775, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } }, { "id": "omk0pgd", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk0pgd/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk0pgd/", "parentId": "t3_1tgimff", "author": "semibiquitous", "text": "This company will be bankrupt in 3...2...1...", "renderedHtml": "

This company will be bankrupt in 3...2...1...

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", "score": 1, "upvotes": 1, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T21:19:58.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779139198, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } }, { "id": "omk2agr", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk2agr/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omk2agr/", "parentId": "t3_1tgimff", "author": "Starstriker", "text": "People don't care about foldables. Just make gadgets with good enough specs and a lower price.", "renderedHtml": "

People don't care about foldables. Just make gadgets with good enough specs and a lower price.

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", "score": 1, "upvotes": 1, "createdAt": "2026-05-18T21:27:44.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779139664, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } }, { "id": "omlt9hm", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omlt9hm/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omlt9hm/", "parentId": "t3_1tgimff", "author": "Raven_gif", "text": "$1300 for 300nits. You could buy multiple pro grade monitors for that price. They gotta get that cost down another $1000 at the minimum.", "renderedHtml": "

$1300 for 300nits. You could buy multiple pro grade monitors for that price. They gotta get that cost down another $1000 at the minimum.

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", "score": 1, "upvotes": 1, "createdAt": "2026-05-19T03:26:53.000Z", "createdUtc": 1779161213, "depth": 0, "isSubmitter": false, "stickied": false, "locked": false, "distinguished": null, "replies": { "items": [], "page": { "nextCursor": null, "hasMore": false } } }, { "id": "omlygmv", "url": "https://www.reddit.com/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omlygmv/", "permalink": "/r/gadgets/comments/1tgimff/aura_displays_debuts_new_portable_monitor_with/omlygmv/", "parentId": "t3_1tgimff", "author": "JimmyKillsAlot", "text": "I understand early adopter tax but there is no way they are selling these in a range people will actually buy them enough to scale.", "renderedHtml": "

I understand early adopter tax but there is no way they are selling these in a range people will actually buy them enough to scale.

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